omg ask these please they're so cutE

  • Blue: What song do you listen to when you're feeling down?
  • Cup: Do you drink Tea or Coffee?
  • English: How many languages can you speak?
  • Fear: Tell us three fears.
  • Game: What was the last board game you played?
  • Read: What was the last book you read?
  • Injury: Have you ever walked into a glass door?
  • Jump: Do five jumping jacks/star jump.
  • Kiss: Who's your biggest celebrity crush?
  • Love: Do you believe in marriage?
  • Money: What would you do with 1 million dollars?
  • Naughty: Tell us three things that your parents disapprove of?
  • Oops: What is one thing you'd like to change/fix?
  • Picture: Post a pic of your lovely face.
  • Quality: Name three of your favourite blogs.
  • Rapunzel: Name three Disney movies that you adore.
  • Star-sign: When's your birthday?
  • Teacher: What do you aspire to be?
  • Unite: Do you sponsor a cause?
  • Varsity: Do you play/watch sport?
  • Xylophone: Do you play an instrument?
  • Yellow: What's your favourite colour?
  • Zoo: What is your favourite animal?

Anonymous asked:

Zoo and xylophone

Zoo: what is your favorite animal?
I LOVE DOGS. Also wolves. They’re just the beeeeest

Xylophone: do you play an instrument?
No. I wish I could! I’ll probably take a guitar class next semester!

  • People: Like no offense to asexuals or anything but I'm afraid of new sexualities coming in and making the LGBTQIAP+ longer.
  • Asexual: Oh! Use MOGAI! It stands for Marginalized Orientations, Gender Alignments, and Intersex. It's more inclusive, sounds cute, and I don't think it'll get longer!
  • People: And now even aromantic people are trying to get in on this? Like "A is for asexuals and aromantics, not allies". Soon it'll have to be LGBTQIAAP+! Oh yeah. Forgot agender! AAAP.
  • Aromantic: We don't want to inconvenience you with our presence. That's why we already came up with a solution. Can you please switch to MOGAI?
  • People: If only there was a way that we could be inclusive and not have to say a mouthful....
  • Pansexual: *CHEERS MAKING LOUD NOISES* MOGAI!!!
  • Person: I guess we may never know....

lilpetrabbit:

a few days ago bf told me that a couple years ago when he played counterstrike he would respond to dudes getting angry and aggressive and hostile by saying “a kissaroo from me to you” in a slightly goofy friendly voice sort of like the voice you’d associate with a dog muppet.  he said they would absolutely lose their shit every time, insisting things like “i dont want a kissaroo from you!  only tall blonde girls!”.  they always said kissaroo.  i cant stop thinking about this